i’ve lived with my boyfriend for 3 years now
and i try to get into his head sometimes
like he is really terrified of periods
and i am like “it’s just my period”
but then i think about it
and if you’ve never had one you’d probably be like
oh my god
there is a river of blood flowing out of that small woman
and nothing will stop it
it is coming for me
You know what else is really supernatural on this show?
Sam getting wifi connection everywhere they go.He’s so tall he must have his own satellite
DAVIDS FOR EVERYBODY!!!!I’LL TAKE TWO.
YOU GET A DAVID, YOU GET A DAVID, EVERYBODY GETS A DAVID.
TAKE MY MONEY
Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”




