colfershands:

sometimes I forget how much funnier the Harry Potter books are than the movies and then I read shit like

“I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night,” said Ron. “What d’ya think that’s gonna mean?”

“Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,” said Harry.”

and choke on my drink

 
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